In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what it's like to attend a lesbian's birthday party. Chelsea and her round table panelists Heather McDonald, Ian Karmel and Julian McCullough discuss an ex-Scientologist who tells of her past audition to be Tom Cruise's girlfriend, a plastic surgeon who seems to be surgically creating his dream wife, a new app that allows women to track their boyfriends, and the trend of people dressing their dogs to look like service dogs so that they can take them into places where pets generally are not allowed. Chelsea shows what she learned happens on the set when the show isn't taping. ...