In the Sign of the Virgin

The astrologically-attuned Board of Directors of Nalpalitterordenen, a boarding school for girls, fear that the impending close passage of Venus - known to cause "disturbing erotic behavior" - poses a risk to the virginal students at their school in the village of Petit-Bois. They dispatch the well-meaning but inexperienced Inspector Armand to the school with a case of sexual suppressant powder to protect the girls, as well as the rest of the village. Simultaneously, the whacked-out Professor Bomwitz is heading to the same village to test his new aphrodisiac during this auspicious occasion. Upon arriving in town, Bomwitz bumps into three of the girls from school, and inadvertently Geminette imbibes some of his magic powder - leading to a lusty romp in the weeds. Armand, on the other hand, asks for directions to the place "where the young girls live" and is directed to a brothel, where Madam Gine is determined to deflower this self-confessed "Virgo." He discovers his error, and makes haste to the boarding school ... only to crash into professor Bomwitz, with whom he accidentally swaps potion bags. This leads to Bomwitz's apparent impotence, and utter chaos everywhere else...