Science-less Fiction

Suffering catastrophic failure in the state-of-the-art systems of the interplanetary spaceship, SS Enterprise, due to inexcusable incompetence, the crew-members of the crippled vessel embark on a suicide mission to seek help in the nearest planet: Earth. Now, as Captain Adolf Hitler tries his best to avert the impending disaster, it is up to the brave cosmonaut, Frank-Albert Einstein, and a handful of his comrades, to find a viable solution. Armed only with destructive finger-lasers, and an invisible teleportation device, the undaunted team does battle with the planet's primitive armed forces, fighting stereotypes, political correctness, misinformation, brainwashing, false theories, and conformity along the way. Will Frank ever find Utopia?